Reblog if you roleplay BOTH seriously and, well… not seriously at all.

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Origins → Mini-skirt Mustang

offline;;

sorgebreed:

Orders a dozen more burgers as he continues eating. Rip the food business.

     || ♔ || Rest in peace, indeed. There is no safety from these two.

sorgebreed:

iinvxctus started following you

Eats a dozen burgers. 

     || ♔ || Steals three and eats them without dropping his smile.

//Wahh so many quality people have followed me I’m intimidated and happy at the same time 

Just gonna scream into a pillow so  d on’ t  minD  ME

edwxrdelric:

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                         「 ” GAAAHH!! “ 」

             After recovering from the 
             NEAR-HEART ATTACK
            you stumbled back to your
              feet, staring up in near-
            horror at just who this was.

                                          Oh god– -
                                                        It’s HIM.

                                                                     Bankruptcy-inducing hotel
                                                                   bills flashed before your eyes
                                                                   causing another girlish shriek,
                                                                    fearing for your wallet’s life.

   _{「 ” WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE ?! “ 」}

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     || ♔ || “Now, now, what kind of a greeting is that? Such a rude way to greet your old friend.”

    Ling laughed jovially. Truth be told, he wasn’t exactly willing to let the Elric brothers’ lead slip away from him just yet. If nothing else, they were excellent sources of food. He practically beamed as he threw an arm around Ed, gesturing flagrantly with the other.

    “I think you should show me around the city, Ed. I’m new here, after all, and Central is a big place.”

    “Come on, what do you say? I did help you before, so this’ll be breaking even.”

Character solidifying!

1. How does your character think of their father? What do they hate and love about him? What influence - literal or imagined - did the father have?
2. Their mother? How do they think of her? What do they hate? Love? What influence - literal or imagined - did the mother have?
3. Brothers, sisters? Who do they like? Why? What do they despise about their siblings?
4. What type of discipline was your character subjected to at home? Strict? Lenient?
5. Were they overprotected as a child? Sheltered?
6. Did they feel rejection or affection as a child?
7. What was the economic status of their family?
8. How does your character feel about religion?
9. What about political beliefs?
10. Is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted?
11. How do they see themselves: as smart, as intelligent, uneducated?
12. How does their education and intelligence – or lack thereof - reflect in their speech pattern, vocabulary, and pronunciations?
13. Did they like school? Teachers? Schoolmates?
14. Were they involved at school? Sports? Clubs? Debate? Were they unconnected?
15. Did they graduate? High-School? College? Do they have a PHD? A GED?
16. What does your character do for a living? How do they see their profession? What do they like about it? Dislike?
17. Did they travel? Where? Why? When?
18. What did they find abroad, and what did they remember?
19. What were your character’s deepest disillusions? In life? What are they now?
20. What were the most deeply impressive political or social, national or international, events that they experienced?
21. What are your character’s manners like? What is their type of hero? Whom do they hate?
22. Who are their friends? Lovers? ‘Type’ or ‘ideal’ partner?
23. What do they want from a partner? What do they think and feel of sex?
24. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually?
25. What are their hobbies and interests?
26. What does your character’s home look like? Personal taste? Clothing? Hair? Appearance?
27. How do they relate to their appearance? How do they wear their clothing? Style? Quality?
28. Who is your character’s mate? How do they relate to him or her? How did they make their choice?
29. What is your character’s weaknesses? Hubris? Pride? Controlling?
30. Are they holding on to something in the past? Can he or she forgive?
31. Does your character have children? How do they feel about their parental role? About the children? How do the children relate?
32. How does your character react to stress situations? Defensively? Aggressively? Evasively?
33. Do they drink? Take drugs? What about their health? 
34. Does your character feel self-righteous? Revengeful? Contemptuous?
35. Do they always rationalize errors? How do they accept disasters and failures?
36. Do they like to suffer? Like to see other people suffering?
37. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories?
38. Are they basically negative when facing new things? Suspicious? Hostile? Scared? Enthusiastic?
39. What do they like to ridicule? What do they find stupid?
40. How is their sense of humor? Do they have one?
41. Is your character aware of who they are? Strengths? Weaknesses? Idiosyncrasies? Capable of self-irony?
42. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain?
43. Does your character have any secrets? If so, are they holding them back?
44. How badly do they want to obtain their life objectives? How do they pursue them?
45. Is your character pragmatic? Think first? Responsible? All action? A visionary? Passionate? Quixotic?
46. Is your character tall? Short? What about size? Weight? Posture? How do they feel about their physical body?
47. Do they want to project an image of a younger, older, more important person? Does they want to be visible or invisible?
48. How are your character’s gestures? Vigorous? Weak? Controlled? Compulsive? Energetic? Sluggish?
49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent?
50. What are the prevailing facial expressions? Sour? Cheerful? Dominating?